Confessions of a Former Auto Thief: Inside the World of Stolen Cars
This ain’t your typical “Grand Theft Auto” story, folks. Here’s a raw look at the world of car theft from the perspective of Hondo Underwood, a former auto thief who stole over 200 vehicles and racked up millions in damages – all before he was caught by the fuzz. (Yes, I’m a 70’s kid)
Hondo spills the tea on everything from his techniques (gone are the days of hotwiring with a screwdriver) to the types of cars most susceptible to disappearing (looking at you, Kia Boys with your joyriding sprees).
From Marine to Master Thief
Hondo’s journey started with a troubled upbringing and a stint in the Marines. After an honorable discharge, he chased a music career, only to find himself back in the criminal underbelly after a shooting. Stealing cars became his twisted way of seeking power and respect.
The Thrilling (and Dangerous) Life of a Car Thief
Hondo describes the adrenaline rush of stealing cars in under 6 seconds, the high-speed chases with the cops, and the constant paranoia of being caught. He even admits to pulling a gun on an undercover officer – a terrifying moment that could’ve ended much worse.
The Organizations Behind the Wheel
But Hondo wasn’t a lone wolf. He worked with powerful organizations that bought the stolen vehicles, some ending up in chop shops for parts, others used for transporting drugs and weapons across state lines.
How to Protect Yourself from Becoming a Victim
Now reformed and working with law enforcement, Hondo offers his expertise on how to avoid becoming a car theft statistic. Here are his top tips:
- Ditch the valuables in plain sight.
- Invest in a car alarm (but forget the remote start).
- Consider a hidden kill switch – a thief won’t mess with a car that won’t start.
- Be mindful of your surroundings – don’t give away your address with your mail.
- Keyless fobs? Not as safe as you think. Relay thefts are a thing.
The True Cost of Car Theft
Hondo sheds light on the ripple effects of auto theft. Insurance rates go up, impacting honest car owners. Stolen cars become tools for further crimes. It’s a vicious cycle.
Redemption and a Second Chance
Hondo’s story isn’t just about the thrill of the steal. It’s about redemption. Veterans court, rehab, and a supportive family helped him turn his life around. Today, he’s a coach, a father, and a law-abiding citizen.
So, the next time you park your car, remember Hondo’s story. By being smart and taking precautions, you can make the job a whole lot harder for would-be thieves.
Also… If your car has been stolen, let this former Marine (me) help. Submit your case here.
